Exclusive 1,000 year Guarantee

Exclusive 1,000 year Guarantee

If after 1,000 years the product does not meet customer expectations and satisfaction the company offers a 1000 % money-back refund to the then current living descendants of the original purchaser.
Conditions:
1. An authentic ITGOESON Genebank Timecapsule, correctly sealed as per the supplied instruction sheet, is returned intact together with a written note from the user explaining the fault, century and decade the fault occurred.
 2. The capsule is returned, only if damaged by natural causes, with the original sales voucher, to the original supplier (or his/her descendants) by the original buyer (or his/her descendants).
Inclusions:  All naturally occurring events such as: Earthquake, Avalanche, Flood, Tsunami, Hurricane, Typhoon, Twister, Cyclone, Dust-storm, Snow-storm, Volcanic eruption, Climatic effects of global warming, Asteroid collision, and the next Ice-age.  

Exclusions:  Any form of damage caused directly or indirectly by human involvement.